Last night, we tried to buy poultry. You have to understand, Iâ€™m vegetarian. Iâ€™ve always been vegetarian. I donâ€™t eat poultry. I donâ€™t know what to do with poultry (other than that if you brine a turkey it comes out juicyâ€¦ but I donâ€™t really know what â€œjuicyâ€ means with regards to turkey.) Iâ€™ve never needed to buy poultry.
But. Last night, we had a shopping list that included poultry.
In fact, what it said was:
Chicken:1 whole rawOR, 3 whole legsOR, 1 pkg breasts & 1 pkg thighsOR, roasted chicken is fine too…OR, whatever you can get (no feet or beaks)
This is good! This is a list I can work with. Start at the top, stop when you find that thing. How hard could it be?
Did I mention that this was last night? And that weâ€™re in the midst of a coronavirus crisis, and everyone had bought all the food? Yeah. So, uh. We didnâ€™t buy anything from that list.
There were no whole chickens. There were no chicken legs, breasts, or thighs. Cooked or uncooked. We did find ground chicken. (I did not know that chicken comes in ground. Now I do.) And we found the frozen packages of chicken feet! (Good thing the list told us not to buy feet, or we might have!)
There was turkey. There were 15lb whole turkeys, which was much more than was needed (even if the list didnâ€™t say so). There was ground turkey. And we did finally find turkey breast, 6lb, for $32. Ben asked me if we should get that. I said I donâ€™t know if thatâ€™s a reasonable price, but itâ€™s almost like chicken breast, right? So we bought it.
What I learned from all this is that Americans in my town, when theyâ€™re panicked, are more likely to buy chicken than turkey or beef. So if youâ€™re panicked, and you eat meat, buy the turkey or the beef. (Or go vegetarian, like me. ðŸ˜‰)
Also, there was no bread (closest thing was English muffins), or frozen vegetables (but there was plenty of fresh vegetables!), almost no broth or shelf-stable nut milks. Despite the hype, I forgot to check the TP aisle.
And finally, pro tip, when the county tells you to shelter in place but youâ€™re still allowed to buy groceries, buy your groceries tomorrow (like we did) rather than the day of the announcement (like apparently everyone else did). The clerks were frazzled and punchy at the end of their workday, and told us that the lines for the past week have been crazy, and yesterday was the first sane day.