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What’s it do?
This snazzy little plugin removes the vowels from any text encapsulated within [ troll] [ /troll ] shortcodes. It’s intended to make troll comments hard to read, rather than just using a smashy hammer of deletion. However, WordPress doesn’t let you use shortcodes in comments by default, so to enable this plugin for that purpose, you should use a plugin like bbPress2 shortcode whitelist. Under its settings, you should add “troll” to the allowed shortcode list. Then for any comment you think is troll-ish, simply edit the comment, add [ troll ] at the beginning and [ /troll ] at the end, and voila! The comment has been Disemvoweled.
To give credit where it’s due: I used Anne Dorko’s Disemvowel plugin as a starting off point, but I quickly found I needed to try something else entirely. Thanks to her, I found this handy WordPress forum discussion with suggestions on what to try, and I stumbled around blindly to figure out the rest. 🙂
Here’s what I mean:Ths s prgrph f txt tht ’v dsmvwld. S? Thr rn’t ny vwls. Prtty hrd t rd, hh? Hhh.
How can I try it?
If you’d like to try it out, or if you have any questions or suggestions or comments, please use the contact form below.
- You can’t disemvowel comments, because WordPress disables shortcodes in comments for security reasons. Workaround: Install bbPress2 shortcode whitelist and add “troll” (without the quotes) to its list of allowed shortcodes. Yeah, it has a ton more features that you’re not using. But at least it works.
- You need an opening and closing shortcode. What a pain. Workaround: Ain’t none. Sorry.
Other Silly Things to Try
If you’re a developer, you can call disemvowel($string) from anywhere and have it return your $string disemvoweled.
Add the shortcode to your own blog posts.
See my other WordPress Plugins.